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Showing posts with label The Real World. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 2, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
Last Week's Superlatives
Look-alike of the Week:
Dawn from Survivor and the troll from the troll meme fame.
Most Anticipated Show:
The Real World, of course! This looks to be a group of absolute train wrecks. Let the drama begin!
Best Collection of Jumpsuits:
Sheena from America's Next Top Model. Even Andre Lean Talley agrees: sister, you look fab in a onesie. Dat ass!
Biggest Fall:
Antone on The Biggest Loser. Look at that chubby bunny go down!
Born to be a Reality TV Star Award:
Jim from Survivor. He managed to get into a fight with another castaway, lie about his occupation, garner more airtime than even the returning cast members and talk about how hot the ladies were, all while acting totes gay.
Least Single:
Camille Grammer, who recently announced that she's been dating a "normal guy" for about two months. Hope she doesn't spill the beans on this one's sausage size. Get it, gurl!
Dawn from Survivor and the troll from the troll meme fame.
Most Anticipated Show:
The Real World, of course! This looks to be a group of absolute train wrecks. Let the drama begin!
Best Collection of Jumpsuits:
Sheena from America's Next Top Model. Even Andre Lean Talley agrees: sister, you look fab in a onesie. Dat ass!
Biggest Fall:
Antone on The Biggest Loser. Look at that chubby bunny go down!
Born to be a Reality TV Star Award:
Jim from Survivor. He managed to get into a fight with another castaway, lie about his occupation, garner more airtime than even the returning cast members and talk about how hot the ladies were, all while acting totes gay.
Least Single:
Camille Grammer, who recently announced that she's been dating a "normal guy" for about two months. Hope she doesn't spill the beans on this one's sausage size. Get it, gurl!
Sunday, September 18, 2011
The Real World: San Diego Cast Videos
MTV has given us a couple nuggets of love to quell our anticipation for the fast approaching Real World: San Diego. Below are some short character vids.
Highlights include Zach "not caring what Frank does" (referring to his sexual dalliances with other men) but "where he does it." Want to take bets on how often this meat head hooks up with women in public spaces? Look, if you're gonna be a homophobe, just be open about it so I can open hate you and stop being attracted to you against my better judgment. Elsewhere we get the juxtaposition of Alexandra, who just wants the chance to have fun after a lifetime of being the world's most gorgeous overachiever, and Ashley Kelsey (who will heretofore be referred to by her full name, because if your parents gifted you with the perfect cheerleader slut name, it ought to be appreciated), whose ass is her finest accomplishment. Hey, anything to distract you from that face, amirite? Oh, and she's not the only lady in the house who's proud of her body. Youngster Priscilla explains: "Most 19-year-olds don't have boob jobs, but like, we're in San Diego." I don't know what that means.
Check out the clips, below.
Highlights include Zach "not caring what Frank does" (referring to his sexual dalliances with other men) but "where he does it." Want to take bets on how often this meat head hooks up with women in public spaces? Look, if you're gonna be a homophobe, just be open about it so I can open hate you and stop being attracted to you against my better judgment. Elsewhere we get the juxtaposition of Alexandra, who just wants the chance to have fun after a lifetime of being the world's most gorgeous overachiever, and Ashley Kelsey (who will heretofore be referred to by her full name, because if your parents gifted you with the perfect cheerleader slut name, it ought to be appreciated), whose ass is her finest accomplishment. Hey, anything to distract you from that face, amirite? Oh, and she's not the only lady in the house who's proud of her body. Youngster Priscilla explains: "Most 19-year-olds don't have boob jobs, but like, we're in San Diego." I don't know what that means.
Check out the clips, below.
Get More: Real World: San Diego, MTV Shows
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Sunday, September 11, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Live Draft: Fall Reality TV League
1-Taylor Armstrong-RHOBH (Kelli)
2-Frank-The Real World (Jen-Team Smize)
3-Camille Grammer-RHOBH (Jon- Team Bourghetto)
4-Zach-The Real World (Poyer-One Shot, Bro)
5-Nate-The Real World (Helen-The Under-bus Throwers)
6-Kim Richards-RHOBH (Kate)
7-Lisa-ANTM (Carly)
8-Ashley-The Real World (Ashley)
9-Sam-The Real World (Kailey)
Round 2:
1. Alexandra-The Real World (Kailey)
2. Priscilla-The Real World (Ashley)
3. Kyle Richards-RHOBH (Carly)
4. Brandi Glanville-RHOBH (Kate)
5. Bianca-ANTM (Helen-The Under-bus Throwers)
6. Mikayla-Survivor (Poyer-One Shot, Bro)
7. Isis-ANTM (Jonathan-Team Bourghetto)
8. Angelea-ANTM (Jen-Team Smize)
9. Camille-ANTM (Kelli)
Round 3:
1. Jennifer-The Biggest Loser (Kelli)
2. Jim-Survivor (Jen-Team Smize)
3. Adrienne-RHOBH (Jon-Team Boughetto)
4. Ramon-The Biggest Loser (Poyer-One Shot, Bro)
5. Antone-The Biggest Loser (Helen-The Under-bus Throwers)
6. Ozzy-Survivor (Kate)
7. Allison-ANTM (Carly)
8. Lisa Vanderpump-RHOBH (Ashley)
9. Dana-RHOBH (Kailey)
Round 4:
1. Sheena-ANTM (Kailey)
2. Christine-Survivor (Ashley)
3. Elyse-Survivor (Carly)
4. Brandon-Surivor (Kate)
5. Alexandria-ANTM (Helen-The Under-bus Throwers)
6. Albert-Survivor (Poyer-One Shot, Bro)
7. Semhar-Survivor (Jon-Team Bourghetto)
8. Kayla-ANTM (Jen-Team Smize)
9. Coach- Survivor (Kelli)
Round 5:
1. Brittany-ANTM (Kelli)
2. Bre-ANTM (Jen-Team Smize)
3. Vinny-Biggest Loser (Jonathan-Team Bourghetto)
4. Patrick-Biggest Loser (Poyer-One Shot, Bro)
5. Whitney-Survivor (Helen-The Under-bus Throwers)
6. Shannon-ANTM (Kate)
7. Rick-Survivor (Carly)
8. Dominique-ANTM (Ashley)
9. Debbie-Biggest Loser (Kailey)
Round 6:
1. Mark-Survivor (Kailey-Seven Strangers)
2. John-Biggest Loser (Ashley)
3. Laura-ANTM (Carly)
4. Sunny-Biggest Loser (Kate)
5. Cochran-Survivor (Helen-The Under-bus Throwers)
6. Keith-Survivor (Poyer-One Shot, Bro)
7. Becky-Biggest Loser (Jon-Team Bourghetto)
8. Dawn-Survivor (Jen-Team Smize)
9. Stacey-Survivor (Kelli)
Cast Lists:
Friday, September 2, 2011
Real World: San Diego Preview and Cast Bios
So, with the 26th iteration of the long-running social experiment The Real World, known for its head-on tackling of such social quagmires as race relations, living with AIDS and biggotry, MTV decided to explore the lives of seven upstanding young people trying to find their way in life. Just kidding, they took us back to the site of one of the most debaucherous previous seasons (remember Brad's fight, that party where that girl got date raped, Robin's fight, Randy's fight, etc.?). That's right, we're headed back to San Diego. Here's a trailer for the season:
Gosh, just look at all of those attractive young things kissing and drinking and getting angry at one another. It's truly groundbreaking. (I WILL WATCH EVERY MINUTE OF IT AND LOVE IT.)
If you just can't get enough and need to know more before the actual show premieres, here's what I've learned from the internet about these crazy kids:
Zach Nichols: Another football-playing bro! How exciting! This one is arguably attractive, something new for the male cast of this season. But, I mean, they compare him to Thor for a reason. Dude looks a little cro magnon. So, probably dumb. But he seems to like making it with the ladies. Pointtttsssss!!!!
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If you just can't get enough and need to know more before the actual show premieres, here's what I've learned from the internet about these crazy kids:
Alexandra Govere: Well, she has her own Wikipedia page, where you can learn all about the fact that she graduated from high school at 14 then went to Stanford then recorded some albums then did a bunch of charity work. She's also strikingly beautiful. So, basically, I'm not jealous at all. Not even a little. Not even because I just found my first gray hair last week. She's probably a total lame anyway. Except for the fact that she makes out with bisexual Frank. Thank'll garner some points.
Ashley Kelsey: I don't know if she's aware that she has two first names. And they're both the stuff of '80s legends. She hails from Connecticut and attended private school and then went to the University of Connecticut, majoring in Business, which is just like, the worst. Go hang out in FiDi already. Oh, yeah. She's a "model"--code for the fact that she has a lot of pictures of her on the internet in her underwear. Girl, you are 5'2". Stop.
Frank Sweeney: This meathead comes from upstate New York, but left the state to study Spanish and Molecular Biology, which is quite the combo. According to this trailer he's a pronounced bisexual which never goes over too well with other males in the house. Fact: He has a nice butt.
Nate Stodghill: From Missouri. Played football and studied nuclear engineering, like you do. He seems to be a drunken fratboy, which is my favortie kind of person. NOT! (See what I did there? I'm goign to bring the "not" joke back.)
Priscilla Mendez: I have this thing I do when a girl is just too stupid for words. I simply say "She sure is pretty." Look at Priscilla, guys! She sure is pretty! She got fake boobs last year and is that rare Real World breed who is forbidden from drinking by production because she's underage. Doesn't seem to be stopping her from hooking up with people.
Samantha "Sam" McGinn: Sam is the first lesbian to be on The Real World in a very long time. For some reason production has always been quick to cast gay men and bar-sexuals but lesbians get no love. No more! According to the trailer she dresses in masculine clothing but will don a triangle bikini top if the group shower calls for it.
Zach Nichols: Another football-playing bro! How exciting! This one is arguably attractive, something new for the male cast of this season. But, I mean, they compare him to Thor for a reason. Dude looks a little cro magnon. So, probably dumb. But he seems to like making it with the ladies. Pointtttsssss!!!!
Fall Draft Point System!
We're currently in the process of recruiting more members for the league! How exciting, right? For the fall league we'll be basing competition on the following shows:
Survivor: South Pacific (Sept. 14, CBS)
The Biggest Loser (Sept. 20, NBC)
America's Next Top Model (Sept. 14, The CW)
The Real World: San Diego (Sept. 28, MTV)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Sept. 5, Bravo)
The following will be the point system:
Leaving Early:
Being kicked off of show by production (50)
Threatening to leave a show
-Following through (30)
-Not following through (15)
Coming back to show after they have left (15)
Drugs/Alcohol:
Extreme intoxication (commissioner’s discretion) (1-10)
Vomiting (10)
Claiming to have blacked out (5)
Drinking straight from the bottle (10)
Romantic:
Kissing someone else on camera
-same sex (5)
-opposite sex (10)
Three-way kiss (10)
Referring to lesbian behavior as begotten from alcohol (10)
Engaging in sexual intercourse (25)
Being the subject of excessive slurping noises added by producers (15)
Engaging in a threesome (30)
Hooking up with more than one person in the same day (non-threesome) (20)
Intentional nudity (20)
Unintentional nudity (10)
Physical:
Engaging in a verbal altercation (5)
Engaging in a physical altercation (25)
Throwing a drink or having a drink thrown on you (15)
Pulling a weave out (15)
Being restrained or lectured by production staff (25)
Requesting to be assaulted (10)
Feigning being held back by others during an altercation (10)
Punching wall or other inanimate object (10)
Breaking nail as a result of attacking or being attacked (5)
Claiming to have blacked out during a violent episode (10)
Non-Physical:
Female crying (5)
Male crying (20)
Uttering iterations of the following: (5 each)
“There for the right reasons”
“Not here to make friends”
“Throw you under the bus”
“Alliance”
“Everyone here hates me”
Making someone cry (10)
Curling up into the fetal position during altercation (15)
Plugging acting, modeling, singing career outside of the show (15)
Talking about altruistic things that will be done with winnings (20)
Show-specific:
Biggest Loser (Sept. 20, NBC)
Blaming weight gain on caring too much about others, not enough about self (10)
Dedicating weight loss to dead friend/relative (10)
Binging during food challenge (5)
Intentionally gaining weight (20)
Being subject to being yelled at by Bob Harper (5)
Referring to one’s team as “underdogs” (5)
Collapsing on or falling off of the treadmill or other equipment (25)
Saying that they "need to be here" (5)
Winning The Biggest Loser (50)
Survivor: South Pacific (Sept. 14, CBS)
Lying about occupation (20)
Arguing about food allotment (15)
Arguing with Jeff Probst (25)
Showing up to location in inappropriate shoes (15)
Finding hidden immunity idol (25)
Claiming to have found spirituality/Jesus/religion on Survivor (10)
Generalization about all old or young people (5)
Winning Survivor (50)
America’s Next Top Model (Sept. 14, The CW)
Causing André Leon Talley to use the phrase “drekitude” (5)
Falling on the runway (20)
Being asked to “smize” (5)
Being subject to judges changing clothing during judging (10)
Accusing or being accused of having an eating disorder (10)
Being called a pretty girl, but not a model (10)
Saying another model is past their prime (10)
Winning America’s Next Top Model (50)
The Real World: San Diego (Sept. 28, MTV)
Being harassed by locals (5)
Hooking up with a roommate in the first two days (15)
Being banned from a local establishment (15)
Cheating on a significant other from back home (10)
Arguing over cleaning habits (10)
Referring to someone as either “real” or “fake” (5)
Engaging in sexual activity in the confessional (15)
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Sept. 5, Bravo)
Expressing anger without moving forehead (10)
Throwing extravagant party (10)
Referencing Hilton family name (10)
Dressing a family pet in clothing (5)
Questioning fidelity of another cast member’s spouse (20)
Comparing one’s wealth to that of another cast member (10)
Using the word “classy” (5)
Mentioning charity work (10)
Survivor: South Pacific (Sept. 14, CBS)
The Biggest Loser (Sept. 20, NBC)
America's Next Top Model (Sept. 14, The CW)
The Real World: San Diego (Sept. 28, MTV)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Sept. 5, Bravo)
The following will be the point system:
Leaving Early:
Being kicked off of show by production (50)
Threatening to leave a show
-Following through (30)
-Not following through (15)
Coming back to show after they have left (15)
Drugs/Alcohol:
Extreme intoxication (commissioner’s discretion) (1-10)
Vomiting (10)
Claiming to have blacked out (5)
Drinking straight from the bottle (10)
Romantic:
Kissing someone else on camera
-same sex (5)
-opposite sex (10)
Three-way kiss (10)
Referring to lesbian behavior as begotten from alcohol (10)
Engaging in sexual intercourse (25)
Being the subject of excessive slurping noises added by producers (15)
Engaging in a threesome (30)
Hooking up with more than one person in the same day (non-threesome) (20)
Intentional nudity (20)
Unintentional nudity (10)
Physical:
Engaging in a verbal altercation (5)
Engaging in a physical altercation (25)
Throwing a drink or having a drink thrown on you (15)
Pulling a weave out (15)
Being restrained or lectured by production staff (25)
Requesting to be assaulted (10)
Feigning being held back by others during an altercation (10)
Punching wall or other inanimate object (10)
Breaking nail as a result of attacking or being attacked (5)
Claiming to have blacked out during a violent episode (10)
Non-Physical:
Female crying (5)
Male crying (20)
Uttering iterations of the following: (5 each)
“There for the right reasons”
“Not here to make friends”
“Throw you under the bus”
“Alliance”
“Everyone here hates me”
Making someone cry (10)
Curling up into the fetal position during altercation (15)
Plugging acting, modeling, singing career outside of the show (15)
Talking about altruistic things that will be done with winnings (20)
Show-specific:
Biggest Loser (Sept. 20, NBC)
Blaming weight gain on caring too much about others, not enough about self (10)
Dedicating weight loss to dead friend/relative (10)
Binging during food challenge (5)
Intentionally gaining weight (20)
Being subject to being yelled at by Bob Harper (5)
Referring to one’s team as “underdogs” (5)
Collapsing on or falling off of the treadmill or other equipment (25)
Saying that they "need to be here" (5)
Winning The Biggest Loser (50)
Survivor: South Pacific (Sept. 14, CBS)
Lying about occupation (20)
Arguing about food allotment (15)
Arguing with Jeff Probst (25)
Showing up to location in inappropriate shoes (15)
Finding hidden immunity idol (25)
Claiming to have found spirituality/Jesus/religion on Survivor (10)
Generalization about all old or young people (5)
Winning Survivor (50)
America’s Next Top Model (Sept. 14, The CW)
Causing André Leon Talley to use the phrase “drekitude” (5)
Falling on the runway (20)
Being asked to “smize” (5)
Being subject to judges changing clothing during judging (10)
Accusing or being accused of having an eating disorder (10)
Being called a pretty girl, but not a model (10)
Saying another model is past their prime (10)
Winning America’s Next Top Model (50)
The Real World: San Diego (Sept. 28, MTV)
Being harassed by locals (5)
Hooking up with a roommate in the first two days (15)
Being banned from a local establishment (15)
Cheating on a significant other from back home (10)
Arguing over cleaning habits (10)
Referring to someone as either “real” or “fake” (5)
Engaging in sexual activity in the confessional (15)
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Sept. 5, Bravo)
Expressing anger without moving forehead (10)
Throwing extravagant party (10)
Referencing Hilton family name (10)
Dressing a family pet in clothing (5)
Questioning fidelity of another cast member’s spouse (20)
Comparing one’s wealth to that of another cast member (10)
Using the word “classy” (5)
Mentioning charity work (10)
